Anyway, on Friday, I had steamboat at my friend's place. The funny thing is, we actually have rice for steamboat... Haha... First time ever.... Although I didn't eat much, but the food alright... By the way, I actually prefer having rice for dinner rather than steamboat and BBQs... Simply because I don't have the patience to wait.... Haha...
After dinner, suddenly the girls suggested to go to a strip club.... I don't know why, but I'm guessing they're either curious or they wanna learn or they're attracted to girls??? Hmm.... At first, I thought it was a bad idea... the entry fee is gonna be expensive... the drinks are gonna be expensive... the place will be crowded with men... We're the only asians in the club.... and my friends might be treated as dancers.... All sort of thoughts just rushed into my head... But anyway, we went to the stripclub.... 
It's actually my first time going to a strip club, let alone going there with female friends... There are rules in these clubs.... No touching, no wanking, no cameras, no phones.... Blah blah blah... And entering the club (5 pounds entrance), I was shocked.... the whole club has less than 25 customers, and there are more dancers than there are guys.... What a shocking.... Guess the British guys are feeling the squeeze of the credit crunch....
Then the dancers started dancing on the stage for a duration of 2 songs (depending on how long the songs are)... Normally, in the 1st song, they'll just dance around on the pole. In the second song, they'll strip their bikini/bra or whatever, leaving their panties only...
After that, other dancers approached us and ask if we want a private dance or a lap dance (2 songs for 20 pounds).... Of course, I didn't ask for it... The girls (my friends not dancers) then started asking me if I want one... I told them, "I HATE WHITES".... Haha... I then gave one of the dancers a funny stare.... the same stare that White Thrash gives to Asian women.... The dancer then got pissed off and went away.... Haha... Take that you fucking White Slut...
In the club, I didn't really enjoy myself, (except for the staring bit)... It's not because I was shy going to a strip club with girls, but simply because I don't fancy watching fake tits swinging around.... I don't know how my friends feel, but I don't think they enjoy themselves either....
So, there's my experience to a British stripclub... Will never go to a British stripclub.... Anyone care to share their experience in a strip club??? :D
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Cool dude. Guess you must have know that who this is.If you don't, you've wasted 18 years of our friendship. =)
ReplyDeleteCheers to you for your awesome staring. I am proud of you, anonymously. I can imagine her expression knowing that they're so cheap, that even Asian guys despise them from our Asian bones and ass-hole.
But, after 2 ms(mili 1/1000-second) they'll be swarming over you again for your 20 pounds. Maybe this what they call British pride.Hehe..
Savor the moment my friend, may the force be with you.
If only more Asians will wake up and realise that they're all White Thrash....
ReplyDeleteStop the asian prostitution, together we will make British our whore, our slut, our bitch...
U hate fake tits? LOL~ i thought u guys dont really care about this as long as WE got big boobs?? (well, i dont have la! haha~)
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