Hen Do

So, I got bored... really bored yesterday night. Phoned up my mates in Cardiff, but everyone seemed to be busy with something. That's fine... I'm an understanding person. So, I guess I'll just try something weird, clubbing alone and see how it really feels like... Yeah... how weird am I?

I dashed into the club really early (before 10pm) when there's still some sunlight, cause it's summer. How weird and strange??? Hmm.... Anyway, dashing into the club really early saved me admission tickets.

Once I'm in the bar, bought myself a bottle of Stella, and started chilling all by myself. Yup, no one to talk to, no one to bother me, and I get the whole table and sofa ALL BY MYSELF. Haha... So, I guess I wanna be an ASSHOLE, so I started lying down on the sofa, while everyone else have to stand and start looking for a place to sit. Haha...

When the party really starts kicking in, I then went to the dance floor, with more beers. Haha... I then bumped into a bunch of girls who are on a Hen-Do. So what's a Hen-Do? The following photos should give you guys some hint.







Got it?? Basically, it's a female version of a 'Bachelor's Party'. Strictly girls, and the girls go out for some drinks before she gets married. Of course, to add some fun to it, normally they have a list of stuff that the 'Bride to be' needs to accomplish. Such as, get a guy to buy you a drink, pose with the bouncer, make 2 guys to fight over you.... etc... You get the picture how British are...

But anyway, back in the club, I met this bunch of girls. I started talking to them and ask when is she getting married. She replied in another 4 weeks. I then ask if I can buy her a drink, and she said yes. We then continued our boring conversation... And she then kissed me with her filthy lips... The same lips that suck other guy's cock... Haha.... FUCK!!!

After that, I then pushed her away, and started rinsing and cleansing my mouth with more beer. Just what the fuck is wrong with these British... FUCKING HELL....

Glastonbury Music Festival

Anyone of you ever been to a massive rave party??? Or to a massive crowded concert???


Well, the Glastonbury Music Festival is near. This year, it's between the 24th to 28th June. Just to give you an idea how many ppl are attending this Music Festival. It's sold out and the photo below shows an aerial view of the past Music Festival.

People just look like dots... Haha...

The music festival is held in some farmland (open field), and you get lots of different stages playing different musics. Just like the photo above. People actually bring their own camp and camp there for the whole weekend. Yeah... The music goes 24 hours non stop... Haha...

You probably find couples having fun in the tent... Haha...

Canabalism

Any meat lovers out there??

I watched a horror film yesterday night. It's called 'The Last Supper'. Well... It has nothing to do with the stupid painting or anything to do with Christianity, Satan or whatever... Christianity isn't everything in this world... It's a Japanese film in 2005.


It's a film about canabalism... Yeah... Man eating man...

Not that kind of eating.... although it is fucking scary seeing a man eating another man this way.... Haha....

I mean human eating human flesh.... Yeah... more like Hannibal Lecter... :D But Japanese version.



The story started of saying how a cosmetic surgeon started his passion for human flesh... As a surgeon, he often get patients doing Lypo-suction. You know, those needle get poked into the stomach and they suck out all the fats... One day, he stole one of this human fats (not that anyone wants it), and started eating it. Haha.... He said it tasted bitter, cause of the anaesthetic and all the medicine. But it just taste different from everything... Haha...

Days later, he found some woman who commited suicide. He then stole the body and started eating it. Haha... When he ran out of human flesh, he then flew to HK to buy some. Yeah... this is how the Japanese ppl portray Chinese....

Anyway, you have to watch the film yourself. It's a good film I think. It sort of creates another way of thinking.

By the way, quoted from that film. 'The love for meat, is to eat the meat of your love'..... Haha...

After watching this film, probably some of us will become vegetarian... It kinda influenced me a little...

Break In

My house got broke in yesterday. FUCKING HELL.... I lost my bike to that no good son of a bitch. That mother fucker stole by bike... Although I got it for free, but yet, stealing from me?? I wish I can catch that mother fucker and beat him up like this....



Well, we were actually planning to catch the thief again, by luring him to steal again. Perhaps by tempting him with another bicycle. Feel like knocking him with a car and drag him into my house.

I so wanted to torture these little white kids. I think the best and easiest way of torturing him is not to beat him up, but STARVATION.... Just rope him up for 3 days straight with no food in a cellar.

He will struggle for the first 2 days. Later, he'll realise that there's no point in struggling and soon he'll give up his will to escape. Years later, he'll lose his will to live and started acting like a zombie.... Haha....

This is how evil I am... :D

Hayfever

It's summer now. And it's freaking hot here in this forsaken island Britain. Alright... It's not as hot as it is compared to Malaysia. But the weather here is dry... It's so dry that it makes your life dry too...

Summer is considered the best season or the most favourable season for most ppl. It's the season where flowers bloom... Yeah... it's true... You can really see flowers everywhere... except in the sea.

One thing I hate about the summer is hay fever. You know what is 'Hay- Fever'??? I'll give you a hint.... Not everyman can get it.

Get it???

IF you think 'Hay Fever' has something to do with the fucking vagina or clitoris, then no vagina means no hay fever....

IF you really think that way, you must have a dirty dirty mind... Haha..

Actually, 'Hay fever' is caused by flowers and grasses around you. Since the air is dry, and these flowers bloom, these flower powder flocks around and irritates the nose. Some ppl are somehow allergic to it. Some get rashes, some sneezes and some feel it in their eyes...

It's like an epidemic... Serious... THe weather forecast always reports that the wind direction is blowing towards Cardiff and ppl are to be aware of fucking Hay Fever... Haha... Since every city in Britain is surrounded by farm lands, I guess there's no escape for this Hay Fever... Haha...

By the way, I think I have this fucking Hay Fever. But it's not really serious.

Injury

Fell down yesterday while i was kicking the ball at my backyard. Nope... I wasn't playing football... was just kicking the ball cause i'm bored....

Well this is how my knee looked like yesterday.... See if you can feel the pain???





It's not as painful as it looked. Haha... It's just a lot of blood that's all... the wound is not deep at all...

I'll put myself and my wound to a test next week when i go to the beach.... Haha... Which will i feel more?? The PAIN or the COLDNESS of the water??? Haha... I'm a sadist....

Football

Today is a big day in football. Well... I'm not a big fan of football.... Don't really like it and I still think that it's a sport for HOOLIGANS.... Yeah.... SAKAI!!!!

Anyway, tonight's match is between BARCELONA and Manchester United. I've certainly preferred BARCELONA to win, simply because Man U is very BRITISH... with all the FUCKED up players.... ROONEY

Anyway, here's a message to all Manchester residents.......
And this message goes directly to Man U fans and Man U.,,,

Dinner

Went out for dinner with some friends yesterday in a Chinese Restaurant. They were my friend's friends from London (Malaysian students) coming over to visit Cardiff.

Once we sat down, I passed the menu to one of them asking them to order what they want. He said that he can't read the menu, cause he can't read Chinese characters. So he pass it to his friend. Surprisingly, he can't read either. FUCKING HELL!!!! I was so fucking surprised to know that they can't read or speak chinese or any of their dialect. WHAT THE FUCK???

There were 8 of us yesterday, only 2 of us can read the menu. It's just my colleague (from China) and me who can read the menu. Ok, we have 1 indian and 1 mexican in the table. That means, 4 other Malaysian chinese can't read chinese characters. Fine... at least 2 of them speaks their mother tongue.

I really can't imagine how these ppl (who can't read and speak chinese) order Chinese food. Haha.... They'll probably walk in to this Chinese Restaurant and say, "I want Sweet and Sour Chicken', 'Lemon Chicken', 'Crispy Beef', 'Peking Duck', 'Egg Fried Rice'... Haha... What a laugh.... FUCKING IDIOTS... These dishes are meant to con fucking Brits ... Haha... What a SUCKER.

I think they probably never ordered something else. Something that cannot be translated into english. Too bad for them.... Haha.... The waiters probably treat them as Gwai Lou and never really respected them.

Funny ENcounter

Went to Cardiff uni for lunch today. After having my lunch, my stomach doesn't feel well... So I went to the toilet to ...'ease' myself. Haha...

Once I close the door in one of the cubicals, I found this funny little note behind the door, which kinda express myself.


Finally! Now I can have a Poo AND take my jacket off!

Then, once I sat down, I saw this funny little drawing/ vandalism... Hehe...

It reminds me of the day when I was a student.... as in when I was in high school. You get all sort of funny messages in the toilet. Some asking you to look up, down, left, right and "DO NOT LOOK AROUND WHEN YOU'RE PEEING".... Hehe...

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FIRE

I was on my way back home from the office, when suddenly I saw clouds of smoke. The smokes appear to be coming near where I'm staying. Gosh... it couldn't be my house.... could it??? It probably could be.... Knowing the fact that some of my housemates could potentially turn on the stove and SHIT happens....

When I'm about to reach home, I started hearing sirens from Fire Brigade. Glad to know that the fire brigade wasn't heading towards my house, but to the row of houses 2 streets away. I knew there's gonna be something exciting worth blogging/bragging about... So I rushed to the scene.

This is what I saw in sequence.





The car just got set on fire!!! How COOL is that??? The funny thing is, it was raining today, and how the hell did the fire started.

Another funny thing is, the owner of the car was wearing one of my company's jacket, but he doesn't work for us. Hmmm... I bet he stole it from someone. Gonna wait for tommorow's news and see him with a Mott MacDonald jacket and a burning car. Haha...

Swine Flu

I'm having a cold again and I'm on leave... Haha....

Ah...Choo....


Hope it's not swine flu, cause I haven't been in contact with any pigs before. Never been in contact with any pig farmers or anyone who came back from Mexico.


Anyway, I've been sneezing all day yesterday. I can't go to the office because my colleagues wouldn't let me. Cause those fucking Brits are fucking scared of virus or germs... They'll get annoyed if I go to the office to 'share' the germs around. I thought we're a team....


Well, although sneezing is annoying, sometimes, there's some beauty in sneezing, just like the photo below. I know she doesn't have a perfect body nor a perfect face. But, you get the point... ;D

Let's just hope that I haven't got any swine flu. Or else, I'll be quarantined.... Haha... And my housemates and colleagues too...

By the way, if I have swine flu, I am not advised to see a doctor, but should ask the doctor to see me. Or else, I'll spread more germs on my way to the clinic/hospital.

Broke up

Ya.... Ya.... I broke up with my gf.... So what... Big Deal....

Yeah.... I got dumped.... And she threw away my heart just like that rather than returning it to me politely....

Well, our relationship didn't ended the way I thought it's gonna be. I thought we're gonna shout at each other and lots of tears.... And we won't be seeing each other again... You know.... those stuff we always see in the movies.... Haha....

But actually, there were no shouting nor tears.... Maybe because we talked through the phone?? But everything ended like it never happened... Wonder if that's a good thing or not.... Anyway, we agreed to be friends and keep in contact....

So, that's the end of my love story.... Sudah HABIS... Apa-apa pun tak ada....

French Cuisine

Went to Paris to meet my girlfriend again last weekend. We had a wonderful time in Paris, but that's not important. What's important is what I ate. Haha....

A lot of people may have the perception that French cuisine are all pretty and yummy. Well, it is true when compared to fucking British foods. Hehe... I'll show you guys some of the French cuisines.

These little Cookie Wanna Be's are called Macarons. Not gonna tell you what it taste like. You'll have to try it for yourself.

This is called Jambon. Looks pretty much like gammon, but taste a lot better than gammon. By the way, it's smoked beef and I don't think it's cook. But still I like it. Haha....

Crepes - Nothing special but just a pancake.


And last but not least, my favourite Foie Gras. It's pronounced as 'For Gar' or whatever that sounds Frenchie. Hehe....

So what the fuck is this fucking Foie Gras? Well it's basically goose's liver paste. Haha... Sounded disgusting? You'll know if it's disgusting when you tried it.

Basically how they make Foie Gras is by feeding the goose with corn. When it is full, you feed it with more corn. When it reaches its limit, you soak the corn in oil and pour through their throat. Yes, you force them to drink/eat it. Hence, the technique force-feeding. Haha....

The purpose of all this force feeding is make sure that the goose has enlarged liver which is covered with fat. Hehe.... You then kill the goose and take it's liver (which is full of fat and oil rather than blood). You then semi-cook it under low fire, store in a can. That's how it is sold to me. :D

Sounded disgusting? Well, whether it's disgusting or not, I like it. I spread it on my bread for breakfast. Hehe.... Sounded cruel and disgusting????

Well, you can call me a sadist if you want. Cause my girlfriend broke up with me. So FUCK YEAH!!! I'm gonna feed more goose for my Foie Gras!!! Haha...

London Marathon

Went to London to meet my girl friend last weekend. Stayed over at my mate's place. I was surprised to see the other London Marathon. I've took some photos using my phone/camera. This is what I saw or what my camera 'saw'....









Oh Yes!!! It's a street protest. You don't get to see that many street protest in KL... Hmm... Not sure if that's valid??? But anyway,, as you can see in the photos, this protest is being done in a 'relatively' safe environment where police are guiding these idiots walking around the city to show everyone something everyone don't know and don't care.

There was a massive traffic jam behind the protest by the way. This is the cost of having street protest. Haha....