Football

Today is a big day in football. Well... I'm not a big fan of football.... Don't really like it and I still think that it's a sport for HOOLIGANS.... Yeah.... SAKAI!!!!

Anyway, tonight's match is between BARCELONA and Manchester United. I've certainly preferred BARCELONA to win, simply because Man U is very BRITISH... with all the FUCKED up players.... ROONEY

Anyway, here's a message to all Manchester residents.......
And this message goes directly to Man U fans and Man U.,,,

Dinner

Went out for dinner with some friends yesterday in a Chinese Restaurant. They were my friend's friends from London (Malaysian students) coming over to visit Cardiff.

Once we sat down, I passed the menu to one of them asking them to order what they want. He said that he can't read the menu, cause he can't read Chinese characters. So he pass it to his friend. Surprisingly, he can't read either. FUCKING HELL!!!! I was so fucking surprised to know that they can't read or speak chinese or any of their dialect. WHAT THE FUCK???

There were 8 of us yesterday, only 2 of us can read the menu. It's just my colleague (from China) and me who can read the menu. Ok, we have 1 indian and 1 mexican in the table. That means, 4 other Malaysian chinese can't read chinese characters. Fine... at least 2 of them speaks their mother tongue.

I really can't imagine how these ppl (who can't read and speak chinese) order Chinese food. Haha.... They'll probably walk in to this Chinese Restaurant and say, "I want Sweet and Sour Chicken', 'Lemon Chicken', 'Crispy Beef', 'Peking Duck', 'Egg Fried Rice'... Haha... What a laugh.... FUCKING IDIOTS... These dishes are meant to con fucking Brits ... Haha... What a SUCKER.

I think they probably never ordered something else. Something that cannot be translated into english. Too bad for them.... Haha.... The waiters probably treat them as Gwai Lou and never really respected them.

Funny ENcounter

Went to Cardiff uni for lunch today. After having my lunch, my stomach doesn't feel well... So I went to the toilet to ...'ease' myself. Haha...

Once I close the door in one of the cubicals, I found this funny little note behind the door, which kinda express myself.


Finally! Now I can have a Poo AND take my jacket off!

Then, once I sat down, I saw this funny little drawing/ vandalism... Hehe...

It reminds me of the day when I was a student.... as in when I was in high school. You get all sort of funny messages in the toilet. Some asking you to look up, down, left, right and "DO NOT LOOK AROUND WHEN YOU'RE PEEING".... Hehe...

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FIRE

I was on my way back home from the office, when suddenly I saw clouds of smoke. The smokes appear to be coming near where I'm staying. Gosh... it couldn't be my house.... could it??? It probably could be.... Knowing the fact that some of my housemates could potentially turn on the stove and SHIT happens....

When I'm about to reach home, I started hearing sirens from Fire Brigade. Glad to know that the fire brigade wasn't heading towards my house, but to the row of houses 2 streets away. I knew there's gonna be something exciting worth blogging/bragging about... So I rushed to the scene.

This is what I saw in sequence.





The car just got set on fire!!! How COOL is that??? The funny thing is, it was raining today, and how the hell did the fire started.

Another funny thing is, the owner of the car was wearing one of my company's jacket, but he doesn't work for us. Hmmm... I bet he stole it from someone. Gonna wait for tommorow's news and see him with a Mott MacDonald jacket and a burning car. Haha...

Swine Flu

I'm having a cold again and I'm on leave... Haha....

Ah...Choo....


Hope it's not swine flu, cause I haven't been in contact with any pigs before. Never been in contact with any pig farmers or anyone who came back from Mexico.


Anyway, I've been sneezing all day yesterday. I can't go to the office because my colleagues wouldn't let me. Cause those fucking Brits are fucking scared of virus or germs... They'll get annoyed if I go to the office to 'share' the germs around. I thought we're a team....


Well, although sneezing is annoying, sometimes, there's some beauty in sneezing, just like the photo below. I know she doesn't have a perfect body nor a perfect face. But, you get the point... ;D

Let's just hope that I haven't got any swine flu. Or else, I'll be quarantined.... Haha... And my housemates and colleagues too...

By the way, if I have swine flu, I am not advised to see a doctor, but should ask the doctor to see me. Or else, I'll spread more germs on my way to the clinic/hospital.

Broke up

Ya.... Ya.... I broke up with my gf.... So what... Big Deal....

Yeah.... I got dumped.... And she threw away my heart just like that rather than returning it to me politely....

Well, our relationship didn't ended the way I thought it's gonna be. I thought we're gonna shout at each other and lots of tears.... And we won't be seeing each other again... You know.... those stuff we always see in the movies.... Haha....

But actually, there were no shouting nor tears.... Maybe because we talked through the phone?? But everything ended like it never happened... Wonder if that's a good thing or not.... Anyway, we agreed to be friends and keep in contact....

So, that's the end of my love story.... Sudah HABIS... Apa-apa pun tak ada....

French Cuisine

Went to Paris to meet my girlfriend again last weekend. We had a wonderful time in Paris, but that's not important. What's important is what I ate. Haha....

A lot of people may have the perception that French cuisine are all pretty and yummy. Well, it is true when compared to fucking British foods. Hehe... I'll show you guys some of the French cuisines.

These little Cookie Wanna Be's are called Macarons. Not gonna tell you what it taste like. You'll have to try it for yourself.

This is called Jambon. Looks pretty much like gammon, but taste a lot better than gammon. By the way, it's smoked beef and I don't think it's cook. But still I like it. Haha....

Crepes - Nothing special but just a pancake.


And last but not least, my favourite Foie Gras. It's pronounced as 'For Gar' or whatever that sounds Frenchie. Hehe....

So what the fuck is this fucking Foie Gras? Well it's basically goose's liver paste. Haha... Sounded disgusting? You'll know if it's disgusting when you tried it.

Basically how they make Foie Gras is by feeding the goose with corn. When it is full, you feed it with more corn. When it reaches its limit, you soak the corn in oil and pour through their throat. Yes, you force them to drink/eat it. Hence, the technique force-feeding. Haha....

The purpose of all this force feeding is make sure that the goose has enlarged liver which is covered with fat. Hehe.... You then kill the goose and take it's liver (which is full of fat and oil rather than blood). You then semi-cook it under low fire, store in a can. That's how it is sold to me. :D

Sounded disgusting? Well, whether it's disgusting or not, I like it. I spread it on my bread for breakfast. Hehe.... Sounded cruel and disgusting????

Well, you can call me a sadist if you want. Cause my girlfriend broke up with me. So FUCK YEAH!!! I'm gonna feed more goose for my Foie Gras!!! Haha...