Hayfever

It's summer now. And it's freaking hot here in this forsaken island Britain. Alright... It's not as hot as it is compared to Malaysia. But the weather here is dry... It's so dry that it makes your life dry too...

Summer is considered the best season or the most favourable season for most ppl. It's the season where flowers bloom... Yeah... it's true... You can really see flowers everywhere... except in the sea.

One thing I hate about the summer is hay fever. You know what is 'Hay- Fever'??? I'll give you a hint.... Not everyman can get it.

Get it???

IF you think 'Hay Fever' has something to do with the fucking vagina or clitoris, then no vagina means no hay fever....

IF you really think that way, you must have a dirty dirty mind... Haha..

Actually, 'Hay fever' is caused by flowers and grasses around you. Since the air is dry, and these flowers bloom, these flower powder flocks around and irritates the nose. Some ppl are somehow allergic to it. Some get rashes, some sneezes and some feel it in their eyes...

It's like an epidemic... Serious... THe weather forecast always reports that the wind direction is blowing towards Cardiff and ppl are to be aware of fucking Hay Fever... Haha... Since every city in Britain is surrounded by farm lands, I guess there's no escape for this Hay Fever... Haha...

By the way, I think I have this fucking Hay Fever. But it's not really serious.

Swine Flu

I'm having a cold again and I'm on leave... Haha....

Ah...Choo....


Hope it's not swine flu, cause I haven't been in contact with any pigs before. Never been in contact with any pig farmers or anyone who came back from Mexico.


Anyway, I've been sneezing all day yesterday. I can't go to the office because my colleagues wouldn't let me. Cause those fucking Brits are fucking scared of virus or germs... They'll get annoyed if I go to the office to 'share' the germs around. I thought we're a team....


Well, although sneezing is annoying, sometimes, there's some beauty in sneezing, just like the photo below. I know she doesn't have a perfect body nor a perfect face. But, you get the point... ;D

Let's just hope that I haven't got any swine flu. Or else, I'll be quarantined.... Haha... And my housemates and colleagues too...

By the way, if I have swine flu, I am not advised to see a doctor, but should ask the doctor to see me. Or else, I'll spread more germs on my way to the clinic/hospital.