Football

Today is a big day in football. Well... I'm not a big fan of football.... Don't really like it and I still think that it's a sport for HOOLIGANS.... Yeah.... SAKAI!!!!

Anyway, tonight's match is between BARCELONA and Manchester United. I've certainly preferred BARCELONA to win, simply because Man U is very BRITISH... with all the FUCKED up players.... ROONEY

Anyway, here's a message to all Manchester residents.......
And this message goes directly to Man U fans and Man U.,,,

Cyclist

Saw a bicycle accident this morning. The cyclist was a girl and she was dodging the bus and accidentally hit a van parked at the road side. She fell down but there were no cuts or bruises.


Too bad there wasn't any upskirts or anything. Don't think I'll ever get the chance to see any upskirt in a bike accident, cause normally girls don't wear a skirt while cycling.

Anyway, bicycle accidents sort of 'inspired' (or whatever you wanna call it) in writing this post. I used to cycle to work everyday, until I realised how dangerous it is. Really.... Here are some photos of some serious bike accidents.

This is what that's left in a bicycle accident. The cyclist got smeared by the truck's tyre and there's nothing left of him, but his bike.

Just like this...

Sometimes you get crazy drivers that wants all pedestrians, cyclist and motor-cyclist to get off the road.

Perhaps they should design bikes which are safe enough for accidents. Like seat belts and stronger frames. Just like this one...

I think all cyclists should gather together someday, and show other motorist, who's the boss.

Gym

Went to the gym the other day with a friend, who goes there regularly. He said he had some free tickets and could bring a visitor with him. So I just followed him just to have a look around.

One thing that I've noted in the gym around here, is that it's full of fit guys. You don't get to see FAT BLOBS lifting weight or any of those machines. I guess they kinda feel bad surrounded by fit guys and muscle men....

Well most of the people there seem to have their own personal trainer. I don't see the point of having one. I have no idea what the fuck those personal trainers do. They're big and macho and do nothing.... honestly....


I think what they do is just ask you to do some warm ups and stretching... Then they'll stand aside and ask you to lift weights. What they do, is just motivate you to lift those bloody damn heavy weights... "GO ON!!! PUSH YOURSELF... ONE MORE!!! C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT!!! ". Haha.... People actually pay these muscle hunks just to motivate them?? Hmm.....



I think what you need is a friend or a partner to motivate you instead. Is it worth having a personal trainer??? Maybe it is if you're aiming to make your body look like this.....

Snooker

Played snooker with my housemates in Rileys yesterday. I'm not a good player at all I must admit. Only played it a few times in my life.

Don't know that playing snooker can be quite stressful sometimes. Probably it's just me putting pressure to myself. Or I tend to concentrate too much rather than releasing myself. Not sure which way is the right way, but I should be there having fun.


Anyway, some might think that snooker in Britain is a posh game (or sport if you put it that way) for the rich. Well, it's not. It's only about 5 pounds per hour. Unlike the snooker clubs in Malaysia which is covered with smoke screen, the clubs in here are covered with beer or sometimes spilled drinks.

I don't know what's the thing about beer with snooker and beer with darts. To me, they just don't match. Drinking makes me loose concentration and sometimes woozy. How can I concentrate or aim accurately??

Another thing I don't understand about snooker, is that it seemed to be a posh game. All the professional players seem to be well-dressed with their shirts and vest. You probably get disqualified wearing flip-flops playing in the finals. Haha... I guess it's reputation that they wanna keep.

Snooker is also one of the few games that has very little adverts in it. You only get gambling and adverts from casinos around the place. You won't see Ronny O'Sullivan wearing a shirt with a big advert or a big brand name at his vest. Could be something to be exploit for marketing. Hmm... Not a bad idea sponsoring Ronny with some menswear.... C'mon... even news presenters receive sponsorship from fashion designers to get some publicity....

Swimming

I went swimming yesterday. It's been a while since I last swim.... about 6 months I guess. Although they heat up the water so that it's not freezing cold, but it's just too cold. The weather here made me wanna go back to my house and not go anywhere.

Anyway, I'm not a good swimmer like Michael Phleps or any superstar. Me wearing my swimming trunk during Halloween doesn't mean I'm a good swimmer, but it means I like swimming. I can't do Butterfly, back-stroke or even breast-stroke. All I can do is front-crawl and doggy-paddle. .. Haha....

Anyway, been wanting to show everyone how the pool looks like, but I can't really bring my camera into the pool or changing room or else they'll think that I'm a pervert... Not that I don't admit I'm a pervert...Haha...


Anyway, the Brits here like wearing bikinis instead of a one-piece. Yes, even the fat and ugly ones like wearing bikinis... From my experience and observations, girls who wear bikinis can't swim, but girls that wear one piece swim much better. Hmm....

Another funny thing about the pool is that the girls here like to put on make ups when they're swimming, as if they're doing synchronise swimming. Hehe... And you probably guessed it right.... their mascara got smudged all around their eyes... Haha... stupid slut... Trying to show off..

Well, for the blokes in Britain, they don't like wearing trunks. They like wearing pants and only pants. Yup, they don't wear anything 1inside... Hence, for those who wear white shorts, you get to see a big 'ding-dong'.... 'DING-DONG'!!!! Haha....

I manage to take some photos of the Sports Centre from the outside rather than from the inside.

As you can see, in this sports centre, there's a water theme park in it with all the slides in it. Will try to get a better photo next time.

In conclusion, not all Brits can swim well, and they don't really have any ethics when it comes to swimming. How can you wear shorts or pants in the pool??? It's dirty!! Think about this. A guy spilled some ketchup on his pants and go swimming with his pants. Then, he doesn't have to trouble his mom to wash his pants anymore. Haha....

Rugby

Today is a big day in Cardiff City.... There's a rugby game in the stadium tonight... Wales vs. Canada...



The special thing about Cardiff and rugby, is that the whole city gets involve in it. The locals will wear their red jersey (for Wales) and start drinking in local pubs until they get really drunk. They then march to the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff city centre, while singing their song....

The roads will then be jammed and packed with cars... Several roads will be closed so that the rugby fans can get into the stadium safely... Police will be around the city just to secure everything.... Bus services to the city centre will be cancelled for no reasons.... What the Fuck is going on this city...


Since the buses are not entering the city centre, I'll have to walk back home after doing my groceries... SHIT!!! I have to walk Bloody 2km with 2 bags of rice and hell lot of foods just to get back home... Argh.....


After the game, the rugby fans will start fooling around in the streets... Go to pubs for another round of beer, rugby tackle in the streets... fight.... get arrested by the police... piss on the street...etc.. (I hope you guys get the picture of how British really behave)
The streets is then left with broken glasses and urine. Ambulance will also be there, just to take care of the drunks, not that anyone got injured.... What a joke....