Hen Do

So, I got bored... really bored yesterday night. Phoned up my mates in Cardiff, but everyone seemed to be busy with something. That's fine... I'm an understanding person. So, I guess I'll just try something weird, clubbing alone and see how it really feels like... Yeah... how weird am I?

I dashed into the club really early (before 10pm) when there's still some sunlight, cause it's summer. How weird and strange??? Hmm.... Anyway, dashing into the club really early saved me admission tickets.

Once I'm in the bar, bought myself a bottle of Stella, and started chilling all by myself. Yup, no one to talk to, no one to bother me, and I get the whole table and sofa ALL BY MYSELF. Haha... So, I guess I wanna be an ASSHOLE, so I started lying down on the sofa, while everyone else have to stand and start looking for a place to sit. Haha...

When the party really starts kicking in, I then went to the dance floor, with more beers. Haha... I then bumped into a bunch of girls who are on a Hen-Do. So what's a Hen-Do? The following photos should give you guys some hint.







Got it?? Basically, it's a female version of a 'Bachelor's Party'. Strictly girls, and the girls go out for some drinks before she gets married. Of course, to add some fun to it, normally they have a list of stuff that the 'Bride to be' needs to accomplish. Such as, get a guy to buy you a drink, pose with the bouncer, make 2 guys to fight over you.... etc... You get the picture how British are...

But anyway, back in the club, I met this bunch of girls. I started talking to them and ask when is she getting married. She replied in another 4 weeks. I then ask if I can buy her a drink, and she said yes. We then continued our boring conversation... And she then kissed me with her filthy lips... The same lips that suck other guy's cock... Haha.... FUCK!!!

After that, I then pushed her away, and started rinsing and cleansing my mouth with more beer. Just what the fuck is wrong with these British... FUCKING HELL....

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Paintballing

Went paintballing last Saturday with my friends at the outskirts of Cardiff. The place is located next to a farmland, where farmers breed horses/donkeys/pony??? I don't know which describes it best. But one thing for sure, this creature is a pervert.... Look what is it sniffing??



Too bad we haven't got much photos taken during the game. You wouldn't expect us to carry around cameras during the game. The camera is gonna be splashed with paints....

Here is one of the casualties of being shot by paint-balls. Looks like a rainbow... Haha...

Since it's a friend's birthday, we went clubbing and drinking. Nothing much happened really, cause everyone is tired from paintballing. So everyone went back to Raymond's to chill.

This is just some random shots of me, as usual. I didn't drink much, cause I am scared of the guys sitting in front of me. They can slaughter me like a pig....

Apologies if this post is a little boring, cause I haven't got much photos in it. I'm kinda packing my stuff back to KL for Chinese New Year. For those who wanna meet up, you can email me at ycyong821@hotmail.com. I don't have a mobile number in KL yet, but I'll get a temporary one when I reach back. Sorry about that, but this is the best I can do. Please understand.

Thekla

Went clubbing in Bristol on Saturday night. The club is called Thekla and is on a ship in the river. The club was alright and plays electro musics. The crowd was alright apart from ppl pushing against each other.

As you can see, the ship itself is actually a clubhouse. The decoration and environment makes me feel more or less like a sailor (apart from the gay thing....). The old ship, a bar, ppl dressing up as sailors.... It was something different and a new experience.

The people there were nice people and mainly youngsters of age around 18 to 22. Everyone was friendly apart from the pushing around in the dance floor.

Something exciting happened that night. When I was sitting at one of the benches drinking beer, a British girl suddenly came over and sat on my lap. My friends were amazed staring at me and were laughing. That girl really caught me off guard.

I then asked the girl if she's alright. She then moved away and came back sitting next to me. I ignored her because I know that we haven't got a place to stay in Bristol for some action. Besides, I was there for a friend's birthday, and I will feel bad fooling around with another girl. Too bad for that... Maybe miracles could happen to me again....

Strip Club

Recovered from my illness on Friday... It's nice that I to be ill once in a while, since I get paid for taking sick leave.... What a weird policy in UK.... In fact, I did actually got a flu on purpose, in the Halloween party... Haha....

Anyway, on Friday, I had steamboat at my friend's place. The funny thing is, we actually have rice for steamboat... Haha... First time ever.... Although I didn't eat much, but the food alright... By the way, I actually prefer having rice for dinner rather than steamboat and BBQs... Simply because I don't have the patience to wait.... Haha...

After dinner, suddenly the girls suggested to go to a strip club.... I don't know why, but I'm guessing they're either curious or they wanna learn or they're attracted to girls??? Hmm.... At first, I thought it was a bad idea... the entry fee is gonna be expensive... the drinks are gonna be expensive... the place will be crowded with men... We're the only asians in the club.... and my friends might be treated as dancers.... All sort of thoughts just rushed into my head... But anyway, we went to the stripclub....

It's actually my first time going to a strip club, let alone going there with female friends... There are rules in these clubs.... No touching, no wanking, no cameras, no phones.... Blah blah blah... And entering the club (5 pounds entrance), I was shocked.... the whole club has less than 25 customers, and there are more dancers than there are guys.... What a shocking.... Guess the British guys are feeling the squeeze of the credit crunch....

Then the dancers started dancing on the stage for a duration of 2 songs (depending on how long the songs are)... Normally, in the 1st song, they'll just dance around on the pole. In the second song, they'll strip their bikini/bra or whatever, leaving their panties only...

After that, other dancers approached us and ask if we want a private dance or a lap dance (2 songs for 20 pounds).... Of course, I didn't ask for it... The girls (my friends not dancers) then started asking me if I want one... I told them, "I HATE WHITES".... Haha... I then gave one of the dancers a funny stare.... the same stare that White Thrash gives to Asian women.... The dancer then got pissed off and went away.... Haha... Take that you fucking White Slut...

In the club, I didn't really enjoy myself, (except for the staring bit)... It's not because I was shy going to a strip club with girls, but simply because I don't fancy watching fake tits swinging around.... I don't know how my friends feel, but I don't think they enjoy themselves either....

So, there's my experience to a British stripclub... Will never go to a British stripclub.... Anyone care to share their experience in a strip club??? :D

Photos from Halloween

I've finally laid my hands on some Halloween pictures. I'll let the pictures tell part of the story...

What normally happens in a British Haloween party.... Ppl dressing up....

People accidentally took pictures of 'dirty stuff'.... We don't know the person with the white face....

But anyway, this is how I spent my Halloween party....

Before the party starts.... Me and Dr. Lu...

Who do you think is the sexiest??? .....I don't think they're sexy at all....

Swimming trunk......

Even the clowns like it... Hehe...
A little bit of dust in my body...
What do you want...?? Hehe...

More girls....

I am the devil in disguise.... Shh.... Haha...

Let me know how you've celebrated your Halloween.... Share your experience and it'll be a good laugh for everyone...

What to wear for Halloween

It's halloween today... So the streets will be full of ghosts and monsters.... As usual, the streets are also full of ghosts and monsters... All those 'Gwai Lou' and 'Gwai Mui'...

Me and my friends are going out tonight, dressing up. As usual, the girls will be dressing up as witch and guys will be dressing up as The Hulk, Superman, Freddy, vampire, dracula, crazy doctors, etc....

I'm not gonna spend 10 pounds just to get a costume and wear it for only once a year. But I have to dress up... or else my friends will be dissapointed with me... So, I went to my room, and started digging random stuff.... Still can't find anything...

Gave my friends in KL a call and asked for opinions.... My friend gave me one word of advice. "SHARP".... I must be SHARP.... Hmm.... something sharp.... don't have to spend money.... That's it.... my swimming trunk.... + swimming cap....+ ciggarettes...= Ciggaratte Smoking Swimming Monster....!!! Haha... What a lame name... haha...

This will be a good laugh... Never get a chance to wear a swimming trunk to a club before... I'll post some photos tomorrow... Haha...

It'll be funny when I wear my shirt and tie into the club and started stripping them off... Haha...