Hen Do

So, I got bored... really bored yesterday night. Phoned up my mates in Cardiff, but everyone seemed to be busy with something. That's fine... I'm an understanding person. So, I guess I'll just try something weird, clubbing alone and see how it really feels like... Yeah... how weird am I?

I dashed into the club really early (before 10pm) when there's still some sunlight, cause it's summer. How weird and strange??? Hmm.... Anyway, dashing into the club really early saved me admission tickets.

Once I'm in the bar, bought myself a bottle of Stella, and started chilling all by myself. Yup, no one to talk to, no one to bother me, and I get the whole table and sofa ALL BY MYSELF. Haha... So, I guess I wanna be an ASSHOLE, so I started lying down on the sofa, while everyone else have to stand and start looking for a place to sit. Haha...

When the party really starts kicking in, I then went to the dance floor, with more beers. Haha... I then bumped into a bunch of girls who are on a Hen-Do. So what's a Hen-Do? The following photos should give you guys some hint.







Got it?? Basically, it's a female version of a 'Bachelor's Party'. Strictly girls, and the girls go out for some drinks before she gets married. Of course, to add some fun to it, normally they have a list of stuff that the 'Bride to be' needs to accomplish. Such as, get a guy to buy you a drink, pose with the bouncer, make 2 guys to fight over you.... etc... You get the picture how British are...

But anyway, back in the club, I met this bunch of girls. I started talking to them and ask when is she getting married. She replied in another 4 weeks. I then ask if I can buy her a drink, and she said yes. We then continued our boring conversation... And she then kissed me with her filthy lips... The same lips that suck other guy's cock... Haha.... FUCK!!!

After that, I then pushed her away, and started rinsing and cleansing my mouth with more beer. Just what the fuck is wrong with these British... FUCKING HELL....

Glastonbury Music Festival

Anyone of you ever been to a massive rave party??? Or to a massive crowded concert???


Well, the Glastonbury Music Festival is near. This year, it's between the 24th to 28th June. Just to give you an idea how many ppl are attending this Music Festival. It's sold out and the photo below shows an aerial view of the past Music Festival.

People just look like dots... Haha...

The music festival is held in some farmland (open field), and you get lots of different stages playing different musics. Just like the photo above. People actually bring their own camp and camp there for the whole weekend. Yeah... The music goes 24 hours non stop... Haha...

You probably find couples having fun in the tent... Haha...

Canabalism

Any meat lovers out there??

I watched a horror film yesterday night. It's called 'The Last Supper'. Well... It has nothing to do with the stupid painting or anything to do with Christianity, Satan or whatever... Christianity isn't everything in this world... It's a Japanese film in 2005.


It's a film about canabalism... Yeah... Man eating man...

Not that kind of eating.... although it is fucking scary seeing a man eating another man this way.... Haha....

I mean human eating human flesh.... Yeah... more like Hannibal Lecter... :D But Japanese version.



The story started of saying how a cosmetic surgeon started his passion for human flesh... As a surgeon, he often get patients doing Lypo-suction. You know, those needle get poked into the stomach and they suck out all the fats... One day, he stole one of this human fats (not that anyone wants it), and started eating it. Haha.... He said it tasted bitter, cause of the anaesthetic and all the medicine. But it just taste different from everything... Haha...

Days later, he found some woman who commited suicide. He then stole the body and started eating it. Haha... When he ran out of human flesh, he then flew to HK to buy some. Yeah... this is how the Japanese ppl portray Chinese....

Anyway, you have to watch the film yourself. It's a good film I think. It sort of creates another way of thinking.

By the way, quoted from that film. 'The love for meat, is to eat the meat of your love'..... Haha...

After watching this film, probably some of us will become vegetarian... It kinda influenced me a little...

Break In

My house got broke in yesterday. FUCKING HELL.... I lost my bike to that no good son of a bitch. That mother fucker stole by bike... Although I got it for free, but yet, stealing from me?? I wish I can catch that mother fucker and beat him up like this....



Well, we were actually planning to catch the thief again, by luring him to steal again. Perhaps by tempting him with another bicycle. Feel like knocking him with a car and drag him into my house.

I so wanted to torture these little white kids. I think the best and easiest way of torturing him is not to beat him up, but STARVATION.... Just rope him up for 3 days straight with no food in a cellar.

He will struggle for the first 2 days. Later, he'll realise that there's no point in struggling and soon he'll give up his will to escape. Years later, he'll lose his will to live and started acting like a zombie.... Haha....

This is how evil I am... :D

Hayfever

It's summer now. And it's freaking hot here in this forsaken island Britain. Alright... It's not as hot as it is compared to Malaysia. But the weather here is dry... It's so dry that it makes your life dry too...

Summer is considered the best season or the most favourable season for most ppl. It's the season where flowers bloom... Yeah... it's true... You can really see flowers everywhere... except in the sea.

One thing I hate about the summer is hay fever. You know what is 'Hay- Fever'??? I'll give you a hint.... Not everyman can get it.

Get it???

IF you think 'Hay Fever' has something to do with the fucking vagina or clitoris, then no vagina means no hay fever....

IF you really think that way, you must have a dirty dirty mind... Haha..

Actually, 'Hay fever' is caused by flowers and grasses around you. Since the air is dry, and these flowers bloom, these flower powder flocks around and irritates the nose. Some ppl are somehow allergic to it. Some get rashes, some sneezes and some feel it in their eyes...

It's like an epidemic... Serious... THe weather forecast always reports that the wind direction is blowing towards Cardiff and ppl are to be aware of fucking Hay Fever... Haha... Since every city in Britain is surrounded by farm lands, I guess there's no escape for this Hay Fever... Haha...

By the way, I think I have this fucking Hay Fever. But it's not really serious.

Injury

Fell down yesterday while i was kicking the ball at my backyard. Nope... I wasn't playing football... was just kicking the ball cause i'm bored....

Well this is how my knee looked like yesterday.... See if you can feel the pain???





It's not as painful as it looked. Haha... It's just a lot of blood that's all... the wound is not deep at all...

I'll put myself and my wound to a test next week when i go to the beach.... Haha... Which will i feel more?? The PAIN or the COLDNESS of the water??? Haha... I'm a sadist....